A little history for the strangers:

My sailor and I had our first baby in 2012. A few months later, I realized I had no outlet for my boundless wit and hilarity, and so a blog was born over at blogger. Then, a couple of years (and about as many posts) later, we had baby #2, and I decided that I should probably update my blog to Real Adult Status. I did some research, experienced this weird brain-pudding sensation whenever I read any sort of tutorial more complex than changing the font from bold to italics, and think that maybe I’ve “created” something that will show up in words on other computers.

I’ve migrated or redirected or whatever most of my posts from blogger (I am soooo technical, guys), and plan on sorting back through those to fix crap like image alignment and all of those annoying things that are somehow still less annoying than cleaning sharpie off of our living room furniture. Mostly, though, I’ll be procrastinating with that in favor of being funny about our whole new kind of chaos.

So, please, stop being a stranger and hang out with me via the blog, Twitter, and/or Facebook!